Selma is a very nice girl. She seems very shy but she is actually not. Selma is very beautiful inside and outside.
She loves to cook and make others happy.
She likes every culture.
Selma is a girl with brown hair and puppy eyes.
Selma is always caring every boy wants her as girlfriend. She thinks that boys don't want her. But they are actually shy. Every boy wants to have sex with Selma because she has a killer body and she is sexy asf.
Actually she is a little bit pervert too.
And she is open-minded with everything in the world. Everyone can trust her she is the most amazing girl.
There's one problem with Selma she don't know how to communicate with boys she thinks that boys don't like her.
So boys go and let see that you like her she is really cute with her friends.
She can sometimes be a friend and mom she is really caring.
She loves to cook and make others happy.
She likes every culture.
Selma is a girl with brown hair and puppy eyes.
Selma is always caring every boy wants her as girlfriend. She thinks that boys don't want her. But they are actually shy. Every boy wants to have sex with Selma because she has a killer body and she is sexy asf.
Actually she is a little bit pervert too.
And she is open-minded with everything in the world. Everyone can trust her she is the most amazing girl.
There's one problem with Selma she don't know how to communicate with boys she thinks that boys don't like her.
So boys go and let see that you like her she is really cute with her friends.
She can sometimes be a friend and mom she is really caring.
by i goott yaaaa February 24, 2017
girl 1: have u ever been to selma
girl 2: hell yeah i grew up there...SELMAAA
girl 1:...u should get slapped
girl 2: hell yeah i grew up there...SELMAAA
girl 1:...u should get slapped
by mocha pocha August 8, 2006
Selma
Selma is the kind of girl you never want to let go. She is very beautiful, intelligent, spiritual, sexy, has a good sense of humor and is the all around package! She has an amazing personality and you should never break her heart. If you have a Selma, stay with her forever. She is unique. Selma has a great smile, an amazing figure, and is good at dancing. If you fall in love with Selma, she will be perfect in every aspect to you. She will always keep you smiling. Selma normaly has green eyes that you could stare into forever and get lost in them. Selma often has dark hair. She is a great kisser and knows how to keep her man satisfied. She’s a keeper!
Selma is the kind of girl you never want to let go. She is very beautiful, intelligent, spiritual, sexy, has a good sense of humor and is the all around package! She has an amazing personality and you should never break her heart. If you have a Selma, stay with her forever. She is unique. Selma has a great smile, an amazing figure, and is good at dancing. If you fall in love with Selma, she will be perfect in every aspect to you. She will always keep you smiling. Selma normaly has green eyes that you could stare into forever and get lost in them. Selma often has dark hair. She is a great kisser and knows how to keep her man satisfied. She’s a keeper!
by YourDreamWeaver February 25, 2022
pauline : I feel like selma
laura : what’s selma? isn’t selma a name?
pauline : no it means safe, I feel safe
laura : what’s selma? isn’t selma a name?
pauline : no it means safe, I feel safe
by pocahontaselma May 6, 2020
Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.
Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
The best place on earth where all the action is so jam packed that you blink and you miss it. Its such a small town that not only does everybody know everybody but everyone shares a town toilet which drains into the mighty Des Moines river.
by selmalover123 April 13, 2011
A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.
Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!
Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..
Oh
Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..
Oh
by SchizoidMan December 10, 2010