12 definitions by PositivelyPisces
Def. 1- A word used to express contempt or disgust.
Def. 2- A popular segment on "The Jimmy Fallon Show" where Fallon dresses like a teenage girl and invites celebrities, also dressed like teenage girls, onto her "talk show" where they discuss things that they find gross. The first ever segment of "Ew" starred Lindsay Lohan as the celebrity guest, portraying character "Stephanie Sullivan" Sara's(Fallon's character) BFFLFFR(Best Friends For Life Forever For Realsies)
Def. 2- A popular segment on "The Jimmy Fallon Show" where Fallon dresses like a teenage girl and invites celebrities, also dressed like teenage girls, onto her "talk show" where they discuss things that they find gross. The first ever segment of "Ew" starred Lindsay Lohan as the celebrity guest, portraying character "Stephanie Sullivan" Sara's(Fallon's character) BFFLFFR(Best Friends For Life Forever For Realsies)
Jimmy Fallon: You know, the other day I saw this new show on teen nick. A lot of people tell me I look like the star of the show. The strange thing is, the star of the show is a teenage girl. Here's a clip:
Sara: Hello, my name is Sara, and in case you were wondering, that's S-A-R-A and no H, because H's are EW!
Ew: A word used to express contempt or disgust.
Sara: Hello, my name is Sara, and in case you were wondering, that's S-A-R-A and no H, because H's are EW!
Ew: A word used to express contempt or disgust.
by PositivelyPisces June 14, 2016
A 2017 Musical Film loosely based on the events of the life of performer, businessman and politician P.T. Barnum. The film stars Hugh Jackman as Phineas Taylor Barnum, Michelle Williams as Charity Hallett-Barnum, Zac Efron as Phillip Carlyle(a fictional character loosely based on Barnum's real life business partner Hachaliah Bailey), Zendaya Coleman- credited as Zendaya- as Anne Wheeler(A fictional character) and Rebecca Ferguson as Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.
Grayss: Deckstur, come and see "The Greatest Showman" with me.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.
And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.
And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.
by PositivelyPisces January 16, 2018
A term for a person who gives up or quits easily and or unnecessarily. It is a play on the name "Mark Brendanawicz", a character on the popular show "Parks and Recreation". It originated on the show "Parks and Recreation", during the 24th episode of the 2nd season, entitled "Freddy Spaghetti".
by PositivelyPisces April 7, 2018
Bart Simpson is a fictional character on the long running, animated series "The Simpsons". Bart is the 10 year old, troublesome son of Marge and Homer Simpson and older brother to Lisa Simpson. Bart's hobbies include vandalism, skate boarding, writing sentences on bulletin boards after school and pranking people, specifically Seymour Skinner(the Principal at his school) and Moe Szyslak(Local Tavern owner). Bart wears a red, short sleeved shirt and blue shorts. He has spiked, yellow hair. His catch phrases include "Ai, Carumba!" "Don't have a cow, man." and, perhaps the most famous, "Eat my Shorts!"
Helen Lovejoy: My goodness, did you hear that Marge Simpson's son Bart Simpson mooned the security camera at the Kwiki Mart?
Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?
Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
by PositivelyPisces November 21, 2017
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A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.
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Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."
A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.
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Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."
Kermit is most known for his starring role in "How to care for your Cermet", a video by Jenna Marbles after being asked by a commenter on Youtube if Kermit was going to grow and misspelling his name.
Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"
Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"
Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"
Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"
Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.
Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016