A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”
by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021
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You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson
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An act that turns out to be against one's own best interests. A self-scam can often be a decision which creates more problems than it solves, or that causes more trouble than it's worth. Often used to describe actions that turn out to be bad financially, or that are time-inefficient.
Buying a car is a huge financial liability. It is basically a self-scam.
I realized the module I created was more of a self-scam, because it adds a bunch of new bugs to the codebase.
Stress is just a self-scam. It does not speed up the work, and causes more mistakes.
by Larsluster June 9, 2021
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traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.
Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.
by uttam maharjan December 11, 2010
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The Encyclopedia of Self Destructive Behaviors which usually end up screwing you over real bad in life
People sometimes display bad behaviors when they read from the Encyclopedia Self Destructigas and then need help fixing there life either by some form of therapy or rehab
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When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.
I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet
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