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8.
A person who lives in a fish bag and drives to maine to pick up some boobies. They speak with thick russian/slavic/poopsack accents depending upon their current state of seabass-ness. Two currently reside in the Deeg and one lives in a cave in newengland.
EX.) Dear Sexy Seabass,
Rub some hummus on me
Love Sexy Seabass
by seabassluva November 18, 2010
 
9.
someone who is always out of the loop, and never knows what's really going on.
W: look at that sea bass over there, wat an idiot!
Sea bass: hey, did u say something?
W; nah, nothing
sea bass: oh, ok
by Rahul moley September 13, 2006
 
10.
Filling someone's bath tub with a few inches of water and taking a dump. Alternative to an upper decker Usually reserved for someone who has pissed you off.
I was at an awful party and had a disagreement with the host. Realizing I might have been out of line I thought I would leave him a gift, so I left him a sea bass.
by nasty February 23, 2005
 
11.
a sea bass is a term used for a hot girl... most commonly the chilean seasbass, a very nice tasty expensive fish
That girl is hot, definitely a sea bass.
by Tim Teebow October 01, 2006
 
12.
Fat white person sitting on the beach
"Ewww, look at that Sea Bass rubbing oil on herself"

"Isn't that your mom?"
by Aquap August 11, 2005
 
13.
A very common fish in the Nintendo Gamecube game Animal Crossing. Can also be used to describe something that is glaringly common.
by Kyle3 October 04, 2003
 
14.
a nickname for a dude that fucks other dudes in the ass
fuck his ass seabass

dont fuck my ass seabass
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 16, 2010