A person who lives in a fish bag and drives to maine to pick up some boobies. They speak with thick russian/slavic/poopsack accents depending upon their current state of seabass-ness. Two currently reside in the Deeg and one lives in a cave in newengland.
by seabassluva November 18, 2010
Filling someone's bath tub with a few inches of water and taking a dump. Alternative to an upper decker Usually reserved for someone who has pissed you off.
I was at an awful party and had a disagreement with the host. Realizing I might have been out of line I thought I would leave him a gift, so I left him a sea bass.
by nasty February 23, 2005