Skip to main content

scumscraper

One who performs menial tasks for low pay in a long series of short term stints of employment.
What do you do for a living?
I’m a fucking scumscraper. What do you think I am, a doctor?
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 9, 2024

scumscraper

A person who spends their life working a long series of low paying menial jobs.
What does your dad do for a living?
He’s a scumscraper. Got 20 bucks?
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 16, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, performing poorly, showing up sporadically, and only lasting more than 90 days in places with extremely high turnover, in which case they would generally quit after a few months.
Hey man, I need a job, asshole I was working for just fired me.

What kind of work are you looking for?
Basic scumscraper type stuff. .
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 18, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, typically staying no longer than 6 months or as short as a few days at each, usually missing a day or two per week with or without calling and showing up visibly intoxicated periodically. Typically lives in a ramshackle trailer on the outskirts of town, filled with children of various ages and parentage.
What does your dad do?
He’s a scumscraper. Can I borrow 10 bucks?

Here, take 20.
scumscraper by Balls2Wall February 6, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026