A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.
Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.
by kyrie calavera February 12, 2007
When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.
Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.
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by crispygirl February 17, 2020
A state of being confused and pitiful, combined with a messy look. It usually occurs after a hard nap in a car or a good night of sleep. Derived from the word shrimp as a way to make one feel pitiful, which evolved into scrimp, and then scrump, and finally paired with the definition of frumpy to create “scrumpy”.
by Geese Reenwood December 19, 2020