by le phantom bread April 30, 2020
A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.
"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)
by Black Flag May 28, 2004
Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*
by May 20, 2021
An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world
e.g) The poachers of the apple world
by stuartking March 31, 2009
Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.
by TheBabyWhoSaysHelloToEveryone September 19, 2023
by :o) April 25, 2003
The act of eating a McGriddle breakfast sandwich from Mc Donald's while receiving a clumpy. Scrumpy is derived from scrumptious, for McGriddles are very tasty.
I became hungry while getting a clumpy, so I ate a McGriddle and had myself a scrumpy. or... I was pinching a loaf while my girlfriend was slobbing on my knob and I decided to eat a McGriddle. By doing so, I bumped my clumpy up to a scrumpy.
by Andrew and Pearce August 4, 2008