Labia which happen to belong to a women of dubious cleanliness / moral standards. This does NOT ALWAYS refer to a physcially dirty vagina but may indeed purely indicate distaste with the persons behaviour. Originating in the UK.
"Please do not invite ( name of person )to the wedding I could not bear to imagine her dragging along her scruff flaps and just spoiling it"
by scruff flaps March 26, 2008
James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."
by Baconburger w/mayo September 20, 2005
by kristin22 August 28, 2006
singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.
plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
by merrycakes December 5, 2014
A present day pseudo- hippie. Can often be found following the jam band festival circuit or withdrawing money from their trust fund.
Where did all these fucking scruff nuggets come from?
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep
by Greg Toland June 30, 2015
I was eating out her scruff puff last night and my cheeks and nose are all scratched and chaffed.
Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.
You need to smooth out your scruff puff.
Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.
You need to smooth out your scruff puff.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.
In which case a feast is upon us.
In which case a feast is upon us.
man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"
by Chumscruff October 20, 2009