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scrotumnal equinox 

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.
Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

Scrotuminium 

(Scrotum and Condominium) Is a dwelling between your penis and your rectum where all your sexual disease get to stay free of charge. No lease requirement.
Little Johnny went out to the bar one night and had a few too many tall boys and caused him to have beer goggles, which in turn lead to him taking home a swamp donkey. He usually catches the majority of diseases because cheap living expenses in his "Scrotuminium" are so appealing.
Scrotuminium by JohnnyGoDeeper November 18, 2013

scrotumific 

Something so horrendously bad, it makes you feel like licking a scrotum just to get the bad taste out of your mouth, no matter what it is, be it a video game, a movie, or a television show.
Dragonball Evolution is something that most Dragonball Z fans will say is scrotumific.
scrotumific by Tekkenfreek234 February 25, 2011

scrotumhagen 

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen
Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!
scrotumhagen by Colin April 11, 2005

Scrotumbugs

The perceived or real sensation of bugs of the scrotal region. An exclamation used to denote irritation at the present state of affairs
"Oh, scrotumbugs!"
Scrotumbugs by DrCPsyUK January 19, 2014