scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.

"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."

by Jim Rogers II March 11, 2008

3-T Scrot

A scrotum containing 3 testicles.

Eric got a 3-T Scrot to give him a little more pazazz.

by spagett! April 15, 2009

Hershey Scrot-Drop

Forcibly Inserting Testicles into One's Anus.

"And after I dockey punched her, I gave her the Hershey Scrot-Drop"

by Pat My Johnson May 25, 2012

Itchy Scrot Syndrome

A condition where the scrotum becomes itchy and irritable. Pain is minimal, but often causes the victim a lot of discomfort.

Dude, why are you fiddling with your pants?

Oh I got Itchy Scrot Syndrome so bad, my nuts are itching like crazy!

by Ginny P May 9, 2004

deenyo scrot-check

When you pull your balls through the fly or your pants so they hang for all to see.

I did the deenyo scrot-check in school and i got expelled

by deenyo May 23, 2008

toats mgoats dr. scrots

totally to the next level

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 23, 2005