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shameful display

when your men are running from the battlefield. shouted by overzealous samurai retainers.
*bow ashigaru fighting warrior monks*

ashigaru: owp, we're fucked, time to leg it

general's assistant: our men are running from the battlefield! SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!

Shameful shower 

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

shameful shitter 

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"
Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!
shameful shitter by joshua700 October 6, 2009

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.
A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

Scareful 

A mixture of caution and fear, usually associated with doing something you are not supposed to be doing.
Ashley: You driving home with all that weed in your car?
Me: Yeah.
Ashley: Be scareful.
Me: Oh I will.

Aaron: He drove home drunk?
Me: He'll make it he's going to be scareful.
Scareful by MssngDscpl November 26, 2009

Shameful Bidet 

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.
Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!
Shameful Bidet by handerson1 March 15, 2020