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The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!
by General Hugh G. Rection November 08, 2009

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