Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
by Al Benedict July 3, 2013
A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.
A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.
by mikaljager June 4, 2009
Like an Eiffel Tower, but with a sheep.
by ScottishKilt February 16, 2021
When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 20, 2022
by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022
While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.
by Morehoes April 23, 2018
While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.
by Morehoes April 23, 2018