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by Sixty9isfine August 29, 2019
A somewhat tall and overweight individual. Their surname is usually "Robert" or some other generic western birth name but their nickname is almost always Scotty when they fill the expected physical attributes mentioned previously.
He/it/they take liberty and pride in surreptitiously depositing rohypnol in the alcoholic beverages unsuspecting females. Their living conditions are commonly unsanitary and uninhabitable by regular human beings.
A Scotty can typically be found in pursuit of heavily intoxicated females in any of the college bars throughout the east coast. Unfortunately these situations turn out in favor of the Scotty and they will quite often be gloating about the added notch on their bedpost.
Recapitulaton: this creature often engages in illegal activities involving sexual harrassment, filing of false police reports on peers, and at times possession of drug paraphernalia.
He/it/they take liberty and pride in surreptitiously depositing rohypnol in the alcoholic beverages unsuspecting females. Their living conditions are commonly unsanitary and uninhabitable by regular human beings.
A Scotty can typically be found in pursuit of heavily intoxicated females in any of the college bars throughout the east coast. Unfortunately these situations turn out in favor of the Scotty and they will quite often be gloating about the added notch on their bedpost.
Recapitulaton: this creature often engages in illegal activities involving sexual harrassment, filing of false police reports on peers, and at times possession of drug paraphernalia.
Shannon: "There he goes again."
Danielle: "Who?"
Shannon: "Scotty, he's is following those girls"
Danielle: "Good thing we didn't drink tonight!"
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Katie: "Woah! There's grape jelly all over my leg!"
Erin: "Did you check under the seat before you used the toilet?"
Katie: "Shit! I forgot!"
Erin: "Scotty's at it again"
Danielle: "Who?"
Shannon: "Scotty, he's is following those girls"
Danielle: "Good thing we didn't drink tonight!"
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Katie: "Woah! There's grape jelly all over my leg!"
Erin: "Did you check under the seat before you used the toilet?"
Katie: "Shit! I forgot!"
Erin: "Scotty's at it again"
by Schuett March 9, 2022
Scottis are the perfect girls (especially mine). If you ever have a Scotti in your life, keep her. She may be an introvert and keep a small friend group but that’s what makes them good with people, she’s contrasts well. She is sweet, caring, beautiful,and smart. If a Scotti ever dated you keep her, because she will be the best thing to ever happen to you.
by Ethan (:< October 24, 2019
Scotti's are known to run almost exclusively on marijuana and food, they are also known for there extensive knowledge on sandwich management. They are in many ways the polar opposite of a Kyle. They tend to be referred to as "hipsters" much to their dismay. Overall though Scotti's tend to be the baddest boss ass bitches around, and will never leave you in your time of need.
by Hihihos October 19, 2018
One teenage male whom is hormone crazed, engages in fapping, plays video games. Usually associates himself with Desirees. This is typically because Desirees are attracted to Scottys. Typically blonde haired blue eyed studs. Extremeley Fucking Hot. Sexy as FUCK. Perfect match for a Desiree
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