Scott Pilgriming 

Having the characteristics of Scott Pilgrim, and basically rocking at life.

Willing to fight off any number of evil-exes for the girl he loves.

Man, the he was totally Scott Pilgriming when he took down that douche and saved the party.

Scott Pilgriming by apb1993 February 20, 2011

scott pilgrimage 

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."

scott pilgrimage by NoeOffenseBut... October 10, 2014

Scott Pilgrimage 

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry

Scott Pilgrimage by Mogax December 22, 2014

Scott Pilgrimin' 

When a Dude dates a 17 year old girl and then rejects it.

Bro's Scott Pilgrimin'!

Scott Pilgrimin' by SimmyShimmy2 September 1, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008