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29.
A nice country which is full of "white settlers" who move to scotland for cheap houses.
Billy Connolly
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
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30.
Gaelic name: Alba.

The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.

Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
by Diddims March 03, 2005
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31.
1. A nation : one of two kingdoms (one of four countries) in the United Kingdom

2. A land : northern part of Great Britain (largest island in the british isles) and associated smaller islands

3. A landscape : bloomin' heather, bold mountains, sea lochs, drizzle, sheep, stags wild haggi, and kilted men

4. Our Home :
" In zero 79 A.D.
the Romans sailed across the sea
and they settled in the south.
But when they headed north
they found a people proud and strong
Steaped in fire with passionate song
who would not bend and would belong
to no one but the land they called their home

Our home, a cold and windy home
Our home, that would not bend to Rome
No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

Our home, a brisk and stony home
Our home, that would not bend to Rome.
No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

And when the Romans turned and fled
‘twas us that sent them hence :
The celts, the picts, the people they had tried
to hamper with a fence
We scaled the walls and crossed the waters
Chased the romans back to Rome
And with the huns, the goths, the meaty
Briskly took apart their home,
our home, our home

Our home, a cold and windy home
Our home, that would not bend to Rome.
The birth place of our bones,
the television and the phone

Our home, a proud and angry home
Our home, where people piss and moan
No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

And then in 500 AD the scots fled o’er the Irish seas and founded dalriada
In time the holy father st. coulmba joined the picts, the scots:
all celts together ‘gainst the norse
And Scotland that we proudly claim
to honour and respect became our home

Our home , a cold and windy home
We crowned our kings upon a stone
Our home, the birthplace of our bones, the television and the phone

Our home, we cherish what’s our home
Our home, a sweet and loving home

No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

Our home, a cold and windy home
Our home, that would not bend tae Rome.

No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

Our home a brisk and stony home,
That would not bend to rome

No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home."

- the martians
1. Scotland won the rugby.

2. The Romans invaded Scotland

3. My auntie rose sent me a postcard of scotland

4. I live in scotland.
by irh January 27, 2009
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32.
very patriotic but the football teams are rubbish...not that many people say "aboot" and only a few areas say "eh" like some parts of edinburgh and aberdeen. the best spoken english is actually in scotland..we were forced to speak english when we were taken over by an English king and we were beaten to try and take all the scottish out of us...in schools we were beaten until we spoke proper english and if we didn't we were punished harshly.
"see you jimmy" "eh...nah" haggis kilts tammys, tartan, ill educated.. all completely wrong..all based on lies when scotland was occupied by an english king..lies and rumours were started to ensure english people would stay afraid of the "savage scottish people
by scotland_is_the_best April 23, 2005
113 105
 
33.
An extremely beautiful country that would be so much better were it not tainted by a population of needlessly bitter, tight-fisted, narrow-minded, hateful, racist, alcoholic hypocrites.

Scottish culture generally revolves around slurring excruciatingly boring poetry out loud, glassing people in pubs, harping on about battles fought against the English many hundreds of years ago and eating food so calorific that even Americans might consider it unhealthy. The Scots are also noted for having their station signs pointlessly written in Gaelic as well as English, pebbledashed urban environments that would make any visitor consider suicide and a penchant for throwing telegraph poles short distances.

Politically, the Scottish enjoy an independent parliament, though this opportunity for self-rule has hitherto failed to halt the migration to London of many of Scotland’s most inept politicians to take leading roles in the Cabinet, including that of Prime Minister. This tiresome trend has been justifiably viewed with disdain by the English, as it was for so long their impression that Scots were ‘not British’ and that they ‘hate the English’.

Scottish contributions to the world include peaty whisky, shortbread and the Edinburgh Festival – a celebration of street busking. Manufacturing is generally limited to making crappy ‘Ecosse’ car stickers for use by non-resident Scots so everyone else knows that there’s another Jock tool behind the wheel.
Donald must be from Scotland, as it's his round and he's been in the bog for half an hour

In Scotland we wear our shoulder chips with pride

Scotland is a place where they eat deep fried sheep guts
by Goat Rope April 13, 2010
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34.
Gaelic name: Alba

1 Described by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world".

2 Is responsible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservative party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.

3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.

4 Invented everything of use in the world

5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language

6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)

7 The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), the lovely Highlands, many languages & bagpipes

8 Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.

9 The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada! :DD

10 an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents (:
scotland rocks! ((:
by sabscot May 29, 2009
17 12
 
35.
Home
I'm from there, and am damned well proud of it! "Caledonia, you're calling me, and now I'm going home" - Dougie MacLean.

SCOTLAND!
by AlbaCaledon October 15, 2011
5 1