Gaelic name: Alba

1 Described by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world".

2 Is responsible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservative party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.

3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.

4 Invented everything of use in the world

5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language

6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)

7 The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), the lovely Highlands, many languages & bagpipes

8 Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.

9 The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada! :DD

10 an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents (:
scotland rocks! ((:
by sabscot May 29, 2009
Magical land of rugged highlands, misty castles, white sandy beaches, verdant green landscapes, endless stone walls, dotted with sheep and age old cottages to the north of England. With its meteor showers and northern lights, the night sky in Scotland is truely beautiful. Through the ages, it has produced some of the most brillant writers, philosophers, scientists, inventors, and actors in the world.

Scotland is distinct from England, as it has its own history, literature, legal system, educational system, building style, and heros.
Sean Connery, David Tennant, and Karen Gillan are some of the finest actors to come from Scotland in recent times.
by coloneljackmustard March 05, 2013
The best place in the world..the grass is green..the girls are.... Well prettier than most and if anyone tries to say that its not or if our national dress code is mocked... be sure to fear for your life!! It is described as "the best small country ever!!" the only reason it isnt the best country ever is due to the fact that we have a country sized tumor growing from "oor erse" (ass). That tumor my amigos.. Thats right is england!! Need i say anymore!!!
Examples of language used in Scotland!!
1. Cum ben the sittin room wee man
(come through to the living room small one)
2.we gittin fir oor tea maw??
(what are we having for dinner mother)
3.Dinnie gees any yir shite
(could you refrain from bullshiting please)
4. Yill beh cuvered in dug hair fae erse tae fuckin tit!!!
Oh my... you'll be covered in dog hair
by TheEvilScotsman July 18, 2011
Country in the United Kingdom with a top-class education system. Famous for it's rich history, deep fried mars bar high levels of accepted racism not found in more sourtherly places in the UK
English kid: I couldn't get into the university of Edinburgh, Damn, Scotland and their high standard of education!
by Etta Love September 12, 2006
An Instagram famous beauty that has this unusual name that can't be defined.

Synonyms of Scotland: perfection,(amazing), beautiful, pretty you name it c:
My friend looks like Scotland (aka pretty)
by Anaaa August 13, 2013
A odd little country, north of England and part of the UK and Great Britain whether they like it or not. Painfully patriotic, but actually very nice people. Lovely scenery and all that jazz. Some of the population like to show themselves up by claiming they hate the English. Don't be silly. We don't hate you, so why this in return?
They have a tendency to cling onto happenings which are probably around 500 years old and never stop going on about how much heritage they have. They will get rowdy when drunk, and some of the girls do have quite strange (read: gruff as 'owt) voices, but they are NOT all ginger, do NOT all live in castles, are NOT permanently drunk (although questionable), and they do NOT parade around in kilts (although all Scottish men should, because they're sexy).

Scotland's lovely, go visit. But it is a little cold.
"IM SOCTTISH, NOT FUCKING BRITISH!"
"well, actually.."
"AM NO FUCKING BRITISH AH HATE THE ENGLISH"

"Patriotic bastard."

lolscotland.
by squibblezzz June 17, 2008
An indeterminate state of relationship, especially those that relate to relationships with individuals named Scott. There is uncertainty as to whether you(the UK) and the individual (Scotland) is completely separate entity, completely joined entities or somewhere in between.
"Yeah I'm kind of hooking up with this one person but it's not really a relationship... I'm in Scotland!"
by Vii Vii April 13, 2015

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