A country whose undeniably beautiful countryside is unfortunately tainted by some of it's inhabitants who are so insecure that they have to pathetically resort to saying they hate the English in every other sentence.

A Scot met in person will most likely be incredibly kind, helpful and friendly.

A Scot met on the internet will most likely be a mericilessly hostile self-righteous Anglophobe tosser with a chip on his shoulder after watch the butchering of History that is the film Bravehart.

Your average Scot with an internet connection has so much integrity they would rather see England lose than Scotland win.
Random Scot:

"The only thing I know about England is that Scotland is better. Oh, and we beat them in some battle and shit. Freedom!"
by Toby2 February 10, 2008

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Scotland is great for sooo many reasons,
Scottish people invented:
the T.V. (Logie-Baird)
Pennicilin (Flemming)
the telephone (Bell)
whisky (without an 'e' if it has an 'e' its shit!)
US Navy(Jones-maybe not something to be that proud of :S)
Bank of England (thats right and now Scottish note are often knocked bank in that glorious land, the irony...)
Golf
think that's enough but the list is endless.
OH NO WAIT!!! missed out the most important... IRN BRU!!!
the most amazing drink in the world, so amazing that America fear it, having banned the import and so selling of it!)
also the most patriotic(not to be confused with biggoted), beutiful and just, as the great neds would say, pure minted!
Scotland is pure great by ra way!
by Rach E December 11, 2005

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One of the 4 countries of the United Kingdom (England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales). The second most populous country in the UK after England. The biggest city is Glasgow but the capital is Edinburgh.

Scotland is a beautiful country with unique scenery and friendly people.

Scotland is NOT part of England and it is a terrible insult to call a Scot English or refer to Scotland as England.

Scotland is often forgotten about after England. Many of us want Scotland to become an independant country as we feel the Union with the rest of the UK is causing us to lose our national identity, however we probably won't get it until the oil has run out.

Education in scotland is very good, especially higher education as it is free to go to university here.

we would probably get more tourists if the goverment launched a tourism campaign. All main and important transportation routes connect or go through london e.g. all British Airways flights go must connect in London Heathrow.

Visit Scotland. It is a beautiful, exciting place with friendly locals and is not quite like any other country in the world.
Oh and by the way, we do not all have ginger hair, wear kilts and play the bagpipes.

We're from Scotland, and proud of it.
by Noo Noo March 30, 2008

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A nice country which is full of "white settlers" who move to scotland for cheap houses.
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by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

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an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents
go to scotland for vacation, it's the shit

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Scotland
The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them.
Scotland is the country on top
by william the wallace March 20, 2006

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An area of largely uninhabitable wasteland to the north of England largely populated by alcoholic gingers.

Young Scotsmen are encouraged to travel to England at an early age to seek their fortune. They can be seen emerging from cardboard boxes at night in all large English cities in order to stumble around picking fights with buildings and asking passers by for money. The English have always described these human waste as beggars but recent research has shown that the money given to them represents around 40% of Scotlands GDP.
Many of the hundreds of Scots who can read and write are angry about having been butt-raped by the English for their oil but the English are now in the process of letting them mop up the last few drops that are left.

Scotsmen traditionally wear a kilt (from the Gaelic meaning "short skirt worn for easy access to the genitals by turd burglars") in order to signify to everyone that they have come out of the closet and are available to pack fudge at a moments notice.
The Scottish practice of playing the bagpipes (originally an English invention for the cleaning of drains) allows the average Scotsman to become competent at giving a blowjob whilst simultaneously giving a hand shandy to two others. A similar behaviour known as tossing the caber involves simulating gay sex with a well endowed man whilst other men in skirts watch.
1st Englishman: What's Scottish, full of shit and depressing?
2nd Englishman: Scotland
by welding monkey June 05, 2011

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