Scorpios are one of the clumsiest signs out there. They will fall on their face over and over again but as long as they don’t cry, they’re fine. They hate being pitied too. If a Scorpio feels like someone’s treating them differently or feeling sorry, they will say something. Scorpios are also hopeless romantics. They won’t admit it, but they’re always dreaming of having the perfect relationship or boy/girlfriend. Lastly, Scorpios won’t give a shit if you talk about them behind their back or be rude, but they remember every word you spoke, every encounter and will make sure to never forget.
Person: Are you okay girl?
Person 2: bruh am I crying

Person: oh yeah. Ur a Scorpio
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A 4 door car built by Ford Europe.
Panned by critics as being to radical and American looking, now every car follows its groundbreaking design.

Available in 4 door and estate, with a 2.0, 2.3, 2.9 and 2.9 24V engines and a host of standard features

Be sure to look aw www.fordscorpio.co.uk to see outstanding examples of this truly wonderful vehicle
The Scorpio was introduced by Ford on 1st October 1994 and it's perhaps an understatement that it didn't go down too well. The Press had a field day with it's unusual front end styling and in the Saloon version at least it's bustle rear end.
by Nic Watson April 25, 2005
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Usually describes someone with a propensity for anger, even rage. Other characteristics include selflessness, possessiveness and sometimes coldness.
“Scorpio’s can be crazy
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♏️ Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–240° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign on average from October 23 to November 22.♏️
♏️I am a Scorpio I am extremely deep and emotional people, and are intense in all things I do. I’m natural leaders and can be very serious; Scorpios are one of the most interesting signs because of their intensity, and there are some key Scorpio characteristics to be aware of that make me stand apart.♏️
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Not that scary like everyone say’s about us. We are actually scared of the human being and mostly of the future, deep inside of us we are really cute and we are fighting for what’s important to us and we are actually sometimes so aggressive because we’re scared of getting hurt so we hurt everyone else before they hurt us.
People: Hey do you know who this crying person is?
Other: Yeah Its a Scorpio with a deep past
People: Eh dude how do you know this after one look?
Other: Because I’m a Scorpio too
People: Why didn’t you tell me?
Other: Duh, if I tell others to much about me and my past they can hurt me and now f#ck you I have to help my sibling of sodiac sign
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Scorpios are often very artsy creative people, they are very secretive and they dont trust a lot of people. Scorpios can often freak you out when you first meet them, but when you get to know them they are realy kind.

Do not tell them anything they are untrustworthy. If you get on there bad side they will spill the fucking T about you if you've told them anything. This is all true. Your probs thinking what does this crazy bitch know but as a fellow scorpio and like 10 of my closest friends being scorpios ik girl ik.

Also they are bitches that LOVE to talk shit.
October 23- November 22 are the dates for scorpios.

They are very sensitive and a lot of the time sensual. Very dirty minded.

They are amazing friends that have always got your back no matter what situation you're in. And if someone stabs you in the back and your BESTIE is a scorpio they got people on the inside that can socially wreck the person that double crossed you. That's also a warning.
"Scorpio ****% punched me" said human

Scorpio types

Faint screams come from across the lunch hall as ****%'s insta followers drop
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A sign of the Zodiac purported to produce the least desirable romantic partners, as exemplified in Robyn Hitchcock's song 'The Devil's Coachman.' From verse 2:

"If he treats you horribly, he's probably a Scorpio"

The term can be applied to men, women, or other.
"Why did you break up with Jill? She's a knock-out?"

"Yeah and she's a Scorpio."
by TheGameKat November 12, 2008
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