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1) A big time computer nerd 2) To use technical knowledge to repair/create something
My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.

The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.
by Merkin September 13, 2005
 
1.
a 20-something male who enjoys the company of questionable teenage girls.
"is that Joey over there, talking to those high school girls? He's such a scooter"
by Ryan Brown December 21, 2004
 
2.
Something you ride but don't tell your friends
"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."
by Allie October 25, 2001
 
3.
"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.

Best Techno Band Ever.
I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.
by Will February 24, 2004
 
4.
When a female is kicked in the pussy.
DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.
by F November 05, 2002
 
5.
Similar to a fat chick. It is fun to ride until your friends see you with it.
Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!
by steve September 18, 2004
 
6.
The worlds finest form of transport.
Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.
by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003
 
7.
mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.
scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike.
alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.
by xxxreaperxxx February 19, 2006