Alasken Scone

When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.

Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!

by Sconer August 29, 2008

tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 14, 2018

Prone scone

A person with a large belly laying down, especially to masturbate.

I’m so full of cake but I’m horny, I’m goin’ prone scone.

by Nice2beinvited June 17, 2023

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

Sconed

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet

girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!

by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned March 6, 2018

Scone

Sweet but flaky. Lovely person but never shows up when plans are scheduled.

I love hanging out with her, but she a scone.

by Queensman March 16, 2018