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scramardamden 

A contraction meaning "scratched, marred, damaged, or dented".
Selling scramardamden goods on eBay is just asking for headaches.
scramardamden by SpritizenKane December 14, 2013
Derived from Katamari the video game where the object is to roll up a giant ball of random objects, and Conkers Reloaded the video game where one objective is to collect poo balls by rolling them.
A Scatamari is a giant unstoppable cumulative snowball of scat, or shit that anything and everything gets stuck to.
eg.1: Life is like a Scatamari, the longer you roll along, the more scat you accumulate and it takes a large impact to knock some of that scat off.

eg.2: This project is turning into a Scatamari, the longer we work on it the more shit goes into it.
Scatamari by Corporal Al May 26, 2009

skitamado 

The object across the room you need your boyfriend/girlfriend to hand you but the name of said object alludes you.
Yo, hand me the skitamado on my nightstand please?
skitamado by AngelHeart789 November 26, 2020

Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink 

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.
When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026