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scramardamden 

A contraction meaning "scratched, marred, damaged, or dented".
Selling scramardamden goods on eBay is just asking for headaches.
scramardamden by SpritizenKane December 14, 2013
Derived from Katamari the video game where the object is to roll up a giant ball of random objects, and Conkers Reloaded the video game where one objective is to collect poo balls by rolling them.
A Scatamari is a giant unstoppable cumulative snowball of scat, or shit that anything and everything gets stuck to.
eg.1: Life is like a Scatamari, the longer you roll along, the more scat you accumulate and it takes a large impact to knock some of that scat off.

eg.2: This project is turning into a Scatamari, the longer we work on it the more shit goes into it.
Scatamari by Corporal Al May 26, 2009

skitamado 

The object across the room you need your boyfriend/girlfriend to hand you but the name of said object alludes you.
Yo, hand me the skitamado on my nightstand please?
skitamado by AngelHeart789 November 26, 2020

Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink 

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.
When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.