A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.
by Scissors February 12, 2005
by ThanksLight May 31, 2009
Only the coolest toy you can give your child for Christmas. Every child wants them. But don't bother with the child proof ones, they are not fun.
Mom: I just bought Timmy the scissors he wanted and He is s happy.
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!
by bergie404 December 11, 2011
The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"
Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.
Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.
"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"
"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."
"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."
by Elipsis June 25, 2005
A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.
I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window and watched Taylor and Amber get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began scissoring that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.
by dudesweet December 16, 2007
two women engaged in an act of tribadism: Usually laying down, they straddle each other half ways, rubbing cunts together.
by milkykitty85 October 30, 2008
She uses scissors to cut the meat's packaging off
The hairdresser uses scissors to cut the girl's hair short
He uses kitchen scissors to cut the butcher's string off from the food
The hairdresser uses scissors to cut the girl's hair short
He uses kitchen scissors to cut the butcher's string off from the food
by JoJo2014a May 9, 2021