The very definition of retarded. Wackos who believe that aliens were ass rapped on earth and killed by a space dictator. Also practice this them selves.
man one "Dude I heard that bob is joining Scientology."
man two "yeah, better cover your ass or he'll get it."
man one "he'll pull a Tom Cruise on me?"
Hoax religion founded by science fiction author and fucktard as a tax shelter, using material from his published works of science fiction as articles of faith. It is also known in its alternate spelling as "Sollontology", as coined by TV talk show genius Gorgeous George. Scientology is not to be confused with crap.
Adherents of Scientology are primarily Hollywood celebrities, lawyers, and women who want to penetrate Tom Cruise.
Scientology drama is all too common, and most of it is extremely amusing. For instance, to advance in the faith to OT level III to learn the tale of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who stacked hundreds of billions of his frozen citizens on planes that looked like DC8's with rocket engines, and hauled them over to Earth to be thrown into volcanoes for at least 100 years before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days.
The traumatised thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. The cost of reaching OT III is only $360,000. Central to the belief is in alien past lives, such as being "decieved into a love affair with a robot decked out as a beautiful red-haired girl", being run over by a Martian bishop driving a steamroller, being transformed into an intergalactic walrus which perished after falling out of a flying saucer and being "a very happy being ...
A money cult
founded by science fiction
writer L. Ron Hubbard
. It is centered around the belief that aliens invaded the world and brainwashed us, and that Hubbard is a kind of Messiah
whose ideas will lead us to wisdom.
Here's the catch: You have to give lots of money to the Church of Scientology
if you want to get in, and they use this money to buy everything from pamphlets to enormous cruise yachts, and because they're considered a religion, they don't have to pay the taxes we do!
Yet for some reason, many people in Hollywood
, most notably Tom Cruise
, buy into this "religion". And whenever someone tries to reveal the truth about Scientology on a large scale, or accuses the mod larsony
, the Scienstapo
will harass them by incessant sueing.
So in short, Scientology is just another cult.
Dealing with Scientology:
Scientologist: "What are YOU doing?" <takes out pamphlets>
Random person: "Avoiding a Scientologist."
Another word for bullshit
"Hey Terry, thats a load of Scientology.
Scientology is an amalgamation of two words that come from latin.Ology ,wich means the science of,and Scio wich means
scam in latin.So the the word scientology roughly translates to the science of scamming people.
The scam not only involves getting money from people but getting them to volunteer at scientology orgs and getting other suckers to join to group
Joe became such an expert at scientology that he conned several elderly people into to giving their life savings to the group, and donating all their free time to working at the church.
A religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, which believes that the human souls are actually of aliens from ancient. Major selling point is that Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Isaac Hayes are all scientologists. See South Park Episode for more detail. The irony is that South Park made fun of scientology, a seemingly white religion, and the only black voice on the show was offended and quit. ROFLMAO.
Instead of finding Jesus, I found Scientology. Hallelujah!
A safe-haven for gay celebrities to hide their sexual preference, with maximum protection (not to mention funding) from cult members.
Hi... I'm a closet homosexual- does this "Scientology" have enough money to create a whole new heterosexual perosona for myself? Yes?!! FABULOUS, darling...