Since Scientology has nothing in common with science I purpose scient to mean L. Ron Hubbard's penis and the suffix -ology to mean study of.
Scientology having nothing in common with science means literally the study of L Ron Hubbard's penis.
by bentgenius April 26, 2018
Man#1: Dude... Getonmyhorse.com got hit by Anonymous.
Man#2: Wasn't that huge for a while?
Man#3: Yeah. Leave it to Anonymous, right?
Man#1: Scientology'd.
Man#2: Wasn't that huge for a while?
Man#3: Yeah. Leave it to Anonymous, right?
Man#1: Scientology'd.
by Conspicuous-Ninja November 29, 2010
Guy 1: Hey, dude, you know what I just realised?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Scientology is just like Christianity.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Well, they both involve some great celestial being and people believing in what they read in a fiction novel.
Guy 2: Holy shit.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Scientology is just like Christianity.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Well, they both involve some great celestial being and people believing in what they read in a fiction novel.
Guy 2: Holy shit.
by Willdood December 31, 2010
A dumb ass religion that has stolen a beloved actor named Tom Cruise. It's also the main religion Anonymous and 4-chans roasts and exposed. A fucked-up cult.
Christian: God is my savior.
Muslim: Allah is my savior.
Scientologist: Thetan is my sempai. He fuckin thicc. America is fucked without scientology.
Atheist: You guys really need some help.
4-chans user: it's not the christian or muslim. It's the scientologist.
Atheist: ok.
Muslim: Allah is my savior.
Scientologist: Thetan is my sempai. He fuckin thicc. America is fucked without scientology.
Atheist: You guys really need some help.
4-chans user: it's not the christian or muslim. It's the scientologist.
Atheist: ok.
by tbone42 October 28, 2018
A whole load of shit. It's one of very few things that Christians and Atheists can agree on. It was founded by a science FICTION WRITER. At least there are/have been some intelligent people who can defend/justify Christianity (John Lennox, William Lane Craig, C.S. Lewis, Ravi Zacharias ect) but when it comes to scientology, it's not scientific and a whole load of utter carp.
Christian: I believe god is real
Atheist: I believe he is not real
Scientologist: Have you guys heard of Scientology
Christian and Atheist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEBFUKTARDWANKER
Atheist: I believe he is not real
Scientologist: Have you guys heard of Scientology
Christian and Atheist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEBFUKTARDWANKER
by Fizzer205 October 28, 2020
A mix between a cult and a very well organized crime ring creatively invented by arguably the best and most successful criminal mastermind ever.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
One year ago:
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
by Dr.FartScientist October 22, 2018
What's your religion?
Scientology.
Scientology.
by username already taken June 4, 2015