3 definitions by Fizzer205
by Fizzer205 November 6, 2020
A whole load of shit. It's one of very few things that Christians and Atheists can agree on. It was founded by a science FICTION WRITER. At least there are/have been some intelligent people who can defend/justify Christianity (John Lennox, William Lane Craig, C.S. Lewis, Ravi Zacharias ect) but when it comes to scientology, it's not scientific and a whole load of utter carp.
Christian: I believe god is real
Atheist: I believe he is not real
Scientologist: Have you guys heard of Scientology
Christian and Atheist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEBFUKTARDWANKER
Atheist: I believe he is not real
Scientologist: Have you guys heard of Scientology
Christian and Atheist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEBFUKTARDWANKER
by Fizzer205 October 28, 2020
A Skarp is what you'd get if you got a young WW2 vet from 1947 and fused him with a surfer from the 21st century. Has a half British/Australia accent. If someone got killed, he's the guy who knows who did it which is weird because he has too much interest from thots. Somehow makes old fashion like Trench Coats and military-style jackets look cool.
Slut1. Hey look at him, seen him before?
Slut2. Yeah he's the Skarpiest bloke ever.
Thot1. i'm gonna get him *Starts running then trips over*
Skarp. *Unimpressed* What the fuck are you doing on the floor??
Thot1. Looking at your coat?
Slut2. Yeah he's the Skarpiest bloke ever.
Thot1. i'm gonna get him *Starts running then trips over*
Skarp. *Unimpressed* What the fuck are you doing on the floor??
Thot1. Looking at your coat?
by Fizzer205 September 15, 2020