A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :
(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.
What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.
interrogative: what? what do you mean or what did you say? often preceded by the alliterite "schwiggity"
Stan: "I think I saw your grandmother unicycling naked down Broadway."
Pete: "Schwiggity schwab?"
a schwab is a family member that really gets on your nerves but you put up with there annoyingness because you love them
your lucky i love you schwab
A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.
Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.
What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.
the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.
"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"