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8.
A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :

(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.
What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.
by Lord Cottonmouth May 16, 2010
 
9.
interrogative: what? what do you mean or what did you say? often preceded by the alliterite "schwiggity"
Stan: "I think I saw your grandmother unicycling naked down Broadway."
Pete: "Schwiggity schwab?"
by Pete Sandusky May 04, 2006
 
10.
a schwab is a family member that really gets on your nerves but you put up with there annoyingness because you love them
your lucky i love you schwab
by fullers a pedobear June 06, 2010
 
11.
A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.
Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.

What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.
by DCJAM July 02, 2009
 
12.
the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.
"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"
by omganonymousname December 23, 2008
 
13.
When you chew two foods at the same time by taking a bite of an entree with a bite of the side. I.e. a hamburger and French fries, a hot dog and macaroni salad, steak and mashed potatoes, or oatmeal and toast.
"I ate schwab on the fourth of July."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."
by missgosohard August 23, 2014