Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 October 1, 2009

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

by My name is rj April 12, 2020

Using a cooked sausage as a cannabis pipe.

Bro 1- This family BBQ is cool.

Bro 2- Yeah man, I just toked up a green schnitzel.

by Kuruptos December 25, 2014

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 29, 2017

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

by Lluma July 6, 2021