When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.
A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"
by kidUrban June 01, 2010
Top Definition

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"
by bill November 20, 2002
German meat cutlet
(Wiener Schnitzel, not to be confused with the chain wienerschnitzel, which amazing :D)

great for screaming as a curse word.
-Hey man, you've got ketchup on your shirt!
-Oh schnitzel!
by liana w. April 15, 2008
A hazing ritual for new employees at a worksite whereby they are pushed onto a pile of sand, ejaculated on and asked to roll around.
Hey Barry, I think it's time for the new bloke's schnitzel!
by The Asian Barksdale January 14, 2015
Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens


2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm
by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011
A line of cocaine, usually done on the tip of a key.
Let's go to the bathroom and do a huge schnitzel!
by jgw899 June 21, 2009
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