When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.
A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"
#pigs #dicks #japseye #pigs dick #gay couple #farm #austria #japs eye #shnitzel #ostria #sex #weird sex #mating #gay sex #dick on dick #crude sex #penis #penis fun
by kidUrban June 01, 2010
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n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"
by bill November 20, 2002
German meat cutlet
(Wiener Schnitzel, not to be confused with the chain wienerschnitzel, which amazing :D)

great for screaming as a curse word.
-Hey man, you've got ketchup on your shirt!
-Oh schnitzel!
#schnitzel #wiener #wienerschnitzel #german #yummy #meat #cutlet
by liana w. April 15, 2008
A hazing ritual for new employees at a worksite whereby they are pushed onto a pile of sand, ejaculated on and asked to roll around.
Hey Barry, I think it's time for the new bloke's schnitzel!
#schnitzeled #hazing #ejaculate #initiation #shnitzel
by The Asian Barksdale January 14, 2015
Delicious german food
I want to eat schnitzels all day
#german #food #schmetze #deutch #sehr gut
by thefugitivenooneknows February 21, 2014
Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm
#crap #yay #scintzel #shnitzel #noooooo
by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011
A line of cocaine, usually done on the tip of a key.
Let's go to the bathroom and do a huge schnitzel!
#schnitz #snitzel #schnitzell #shnitzel #snitzl
by jgw899 June 21, 2009
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