Schmuk 

It means "horses penis" in hebrew. my brothers best friend is jewish. he told us. used for an insult. duh.

"that guy just cut me off! what a schmuk!"

Schmuk by i am awesome August 12, 2005

schmuk 

KaanRedux.

KaanRedux is THE schmuk

schmuk by jibawi March 18, 2022

Schmuk 

1. A person that is boring, lame or lazy. They're the kind of person you don't wanna do an all nighter with.

e.g: "I don't wanna do it."
"Ahhh don't be a schmuk."

Schmuk by U-man May 4, 2005

Schmuk 

A foolish twat.
Retard.
Dumbo.

Shut up Oakley Denson you Schmuk, you don’t belong here anymore. No one likes you.
Cut your hair.

Schmuk by Khanawowski July 15, 2019

Schmuk 

Everything that goes into making Giants QB, Eli Manning.

Only a schmuk could possibly fumble the ball without contact, while diving head first.

Wow, Eli Manning is such a schmuk.

When you look up Schmuk on Urban Dictionary, Eli Manning is listed.

Schmuk by P. Burress November 24, 2010

Schmuk 

Narrow minded user of the Canadian Encyclopedia.

Only Schmuk uses Canadian Encylopedia as a final authority on any subject.

Schmuk by Vfilipch October 17, 2006

Schmuk 

THE AngelusAnicetus.
Anyone named AngelusAnicetus is the one and only Schmuk
The biggest Schmuk there ever was and will be

Angelus Shush, you are a Schmuk what are you on about

Schmuk by KaanRedux March 28, 2022