Schmuk

It means "horses penis" in hebrew. my brothers best friend is jewish. he told us. used for an insult. duh.

"that guy just cut me off! what a schmuk!"

by i am awesome July 20, 2005

Schmuk

1. A person that is boring, lame or lazy. They're the kind of person you don't wanna do an all nighter with.

e.g: "I don't wanna do it."
"Ahhh don't be a schmuk."

by U-man May 4, 2005

Schmuk

A foolish twat.
Retard.
Dumbo.

Shut up Oakley Denson you Schmuk, you don’t belong here anymore. No one likes you.
Cut your hair.

by Khanawowski July 15, 2019

Schmuk

Everything that goes into making Giants QB, Eli Manning.

Only a schmuk could possibly fumble the ball without contact, while diving head first.

Wow, Eli Manning is such a schmuk.

When you look up Schmuk on Urban Dictionary, Eli Manning is listed.

by P. Burress November 22, 2010

Schmuk

Narrow minded user of the Canadian Encyclopedia.

Only Schmuk uses Canadian Encylopedia as a final authority on any subject.

by Vfilipch October 17, 2006

Schmuk

THE AngelusAnicetus.
Anyone named AngelusAnicetus is the one and only Schmuk
The biggest Schmuk there ever was and will be

Angelus Shush, you are a Schmuk what are you on about

by KaanRedux March 28, 2022

Schmuk

The definition of Abyss Spire

ewwwww is that a schmuk

by Bob the word guy April 6, 2019