schlitz-faced 

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 8, 2005

schmitt-faced 

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.

Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate

schmitt-faced by udanonymous April 28, 2008

Schnitz Faced 

When you eat so much Schnitzel that it makes you feel sick.

Pronounced: Sch-nit Faced

I got so Schnitz Faced last night and now I fell like crap

Schnitz Faced by Not Your WiFi April 23, 2011

schlitz-faced 

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 17, 2005

Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.

Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,

Schmitt Faced by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

schmitt-faced 

To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT

Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced

schmitt-faced by boing757 June 2, 2009

Schmitfaced 

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.

Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!

Schmitfaced by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019