Schmeg

The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.

Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!

by Russell January 31, 2004

Schmeg

Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong

"What is all this schmeg on my table?"

by Heather MacDonald March 6, 2008

Schmeg

Another word for a Vape, E-cig, Juul, Suorin Air, etc.
Originates from the kids in high school that ask to take a shit during class so they can get a fat buzz instead.

Hey man do you got a schmeg i can hit?
Nah bro i think i lost it
Damn, anyone else got a schmeg?

by lemmehitthatjuul July 8, 2018

Schmeg

Any gooey, sticky, slobbery substance coming from the nose or mouth of an animal or small child that comes in contact with your person

I don't like sharing food with babies because they get their schmeg all over it

by Ditadoo May 20, 2017

Schmeg

A filler word in a sentence for people who have recently consumed a decent amount of cannabis or other substances.

Is anyone trying to schmeg some more weed? Is anyone trying to play schmeg ball? Hi, call me Schmeg.

by MufasaSchmeg October 11, 2019

schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.

by padge November 30, 2005

schmeg

a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.

I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003