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1.
The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
by Russell January 30, 2004
 
2.
a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.
I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
 
3.
Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong
"What is all this schmeg on my table?"
by Heather MacDonald March 05, 2008
 
4.
The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.
The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful
by The Rod April 29, 2003
 
5.
Gross crap.
After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.
by RichyDee March 03, 2003
 
6.
semen (n)
ejaculation (v)
It really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.
by PunkyBrew September 25, 2004