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The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
by Russell January 30, 2004
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Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong
"What is all this schmeg on my table?"
by Heather MacDonald March 05, 2008
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a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.
I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.
The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful
by The Rod April 29, 2003
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After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.
by RichyDee March 03, 2003
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It really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.
by PunkyBrew September 25, 2004
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Any gooey, sticky, slobbery substance coming from the nose or mouth of an animal or small child that comes in contact with your person
I don't like sharing food with babies because they get their schmeg all over it
by Ditadoo May 20, 2017
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