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When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl
My nigga jasen this bitch is gonna schlop
by Chris the puss crusher March 07, 2017
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When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.
"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"
by schlopmeister July 10, 2008
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The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.
Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"
by Nerd. December 04, 2007
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to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.
Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.
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The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.
He schlopped so hard his foreskin ripped.
by vinhuh September 16, 2014
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"Man I Schlopped On Jessica Last Night!"
by Mike Asdasd February 20, 2008
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