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A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone
Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
by Nerd. December 4, 2007
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A total faggot who isn't sure whether he's a gangster or a chav, therefore he listens to both types of music (Rap & MCing) when necessry in order to fit in with the pack. Also could be a term for loner, who would do anything to fit in and make friends.
"Hey, look at that loser, he thinks he's so cool listening to that chav crap."
"I'm sure he was listening to fiddy yesterday in the ghetto."
"What a chavster!"
by Nerd. December 4, 2007
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Adj. An extremely queer insult which is only ever used by people who are faggots when it comes to name calling.
Guy 1: "Look a him, the Nerd Shady"
Guy 2: "Don't be so gay!"
by Nerd. December 4, 2007
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The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.
Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"
by Nerd. December 4, 2007
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