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Almighty ruler of the schlongbeast, one who wields it with a vengeance.
With the schlongbeast in hand, Schlongzilla came charging in to settle the score. The dirty goat bitches, serviced on a daily basis, stood no match as Schlongzilla unleashed the fury of the schlongbeast.
by Schlongzilla October 19, 2004
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