To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.
Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
by #StrangerDanger! December 26, 2015
(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language
Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"
by WitsEnd June 24, 2007
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
by Mat100 January 7, 2009
by Maximus Aurelius May 28, 2009
Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.
Verb: To fuck
Adjective: A moron or other similar term.
Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
Verb: To fuck
Adjective: A moron or other similar term.
Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
by KarlFaust January 5, 2004