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Slapping someone in the face with your dick. The epitome of humiliation.
Shut up before I bismark you, bitch.
by The King of Bleh July 01, 2004
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To Slap someone round the face with an erect penis.
The black man bismarked sophie and she died.
by ultra-penis May 06, 2008
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After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.
Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.
by Joe November 16, 2003
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1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis
1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.
by oscar wilde February 14, 2005
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when a girl preforms oral sex on you, then you punch her in the eye, then ejaculate on her eye to resmeble a bismark donut.
"I know she loved that bismark!"
by malaka March 18, 2003
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Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.
Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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generally vague, usually involving extremely rough sex, coined after the notorious otto von bismarck orchastrated his reign of terror in eastern europe
after he bismarked her she was all torn up
by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003
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