The lord and master of Uranus.
Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 October 18, 2005
A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears
Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.
by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008
it is possible that "schlong" has derived from the german word "Schlange" (meaning "snake"). Though that word is not pronounced like "shlong", it sounds more like "shlung-eh" or "shlahng-eh". So there has to be a link in between the german and the english - i thinks its a yiddish word, "schlong", still meaning "snake".
Schlong-along, my sweet valentine!
(a person is to told to be more qick like a snake)
by m.aeder November 01, 2005
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.
by Lev Cooper April 05, 2005
A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG
Most Europeans have large schlongs.
by Ren Finley August 30, 2004
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