5 definitions by wordwanker
P1: "Whoa Peggy-Sue, what're those red bumps around your honeypot?
P2: "Oh Jimmy, that's just a little rash - totally harmless! Wanna taste the honey?"
P3: Breaks out in song..."Oh baby youuu, you got a diseeaase...and you say its just a rash, but its all up in your a**. Ohhh baby youuu...!!"
P2: "Oh Jimmy, that's just a little rash - totally harmless! Wanna taste the honey?"
P3: Breaks out in song..."Oh baby youuu, you got a diseeaase...and you say its just a rash, but its all up in your a**. Ohhh baby youuu...!!"
by wordwanker September 17, 2018
P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"
by wordwanker September 17, 2018
"Hey Maria, I'd love to smell your armpits after you come back from the gym..."
"Serious?!"
"Yea Maria! It's your lucky day, I have olfactophilia."
"Serious?!"
"Yea Maria! It's your lucky day, I have olfactophilia."
by wordwanker September 16, 2018
"Hey honey, blow your hott breath in my face."
"But I have halitosis."
"Mmm even better, I have a breath fetish!!"
"But I have halitosis."
"Mmm even better, I have a breath fetish!!"
by wordwanker September 16, 2018
A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.
P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"
by wordwanker September 17, 2018