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Marijuana. Or how stoned a person is. Or how strong weed is. A very versatile word.
1. Hey, come smoke some of this schlaw.
2. Whoah, I'm so schlawed.
3. Man, this stuff schlaws.
schlaw by evilTomato October 9, 2003
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A replacement for "dawg", used only because it sounds really funny.
"What is schlawg doin???"
Schlawg by potato_or_something June 23, 2023
Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."
Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.
I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.
Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009