Someone who is lame, somewhat of a jackass.
Hand me those nachos dawg, dont be a Turd Ass.
by Adam Goldfish August 15, 2008
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turds that come out of your ass or sombody elses ass
dude i steped in all your ass turds
by Natertater1633 November 15, 2020
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someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims
kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit
by big andy C April 27, 2007
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an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.
"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"
by Ksmak July 22, 2006
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Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 4, 2009
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