Schlabs 

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips

Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!

Schlabs by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010

Schlab 

(n.)'SHlab' In reference to any particular item that is introduced or presented to a group of individuals in the gesture of a gift.
(v.)Schlabbin ('SHlab-n')
(vpt.)Schlabbed ('SHlab-d')

Noun(e.g.)Hey man, don't worry about not having any beer for the party because I have plenty of schlab for the both of us.
Verb(e.g.)I saw Zac schlabbin at the bar buying everyone drinks.
Verb(past-tense)I know David was being generous, but I do feel like he schlabbed too much of his stash for everybody last night.

Schlab by bmead23 February 10, 2010

Schwabstika 

A round label pin showing 17 different colors, promoting the UN's Sustainable Development Goals

The chairman wore a Schwabstika on his lapel

Schwabstika by Rammu October 21, 2022

schlaps 

to say that something slaps or is bangin

wow this music video schlaps

schlaps by n1gwad June 4, 2020

schlasive 

A massive schlong, as apposed to a schlong, a schlort, or a schledium. Longer than a schlong

Aiden has a schlasive, its much bigger than matts schlong

schlasive by Mr Schlasive August 15, 2016

Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.

Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!

Schlais by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016

schlapskie 

A word used in place of an s-bomb. Also used in place of an s-bomb at HighImpactHalo.org

You piece of schlapskie!!!

schlapskie by KamlakieKilla October 10, 2005