Schlabaugh 

Schlabaugh.
Referring to a cool ass motherfucker with a large penis. Don't fuck with this guy because his lesbian army will fucking throwdown.

Dude. That guys is a total Schlabaugh. I wish I could be like him.

Schlabaugh by Dylanschlabaugh. October 17, 2008

Schlaught 

being really Slutty! a major whore

damn can you belive that shes wearing that!

i know she looks like a total schlaught!

Schlaught by TwinkleBabii June 28, 2010

Schlaughterkök 

Male genitalia of fearsome and terrifying presence and power. Legendary conquering skill and force. Transverses realms natural and spiritual. To be feared and never left unguarded.
Specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern Europe. ( See " Vnad the Impaler " )

"The entire Village of Virgins was wiped out in one night, the latest victims in the furious legacy of Schlaughterkök."

Schlaughterkök by cyclopath August 6, 2015

schlabang 

1. A thing in one piece.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish party game, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.

– Hey, you didn't you just eat the whole schlabang, did you?

– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!

Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!

schlabang by G. Briggs April 3, 2017

schlaugh 

Sh-Lawh

verb, schlaughed, schlaugh, schlaughing

An imagerial verb used to describe the act of shedding the inner lining of the uterus, solely during menstruation.

ex.1:"Honey, Jenny is starting her period?"

"But she's so young!"

"I know. Her uterus has begun to schlaugh."

ex.2:"I'm schlaughing all over my dress"

"Damn! That's my dress! Do you need a pad? Shit."

schlaugh by Pettywoo October 17, 2013

Emma Claire Schlabach

GOURGOUS HOT WOMAN, MF GODDESS, HAS A BAD BF, FUNNY, ALWAYSSSSS RIGHT, AMAZING, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, (WILL DEF WIN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Emma Claire Schlabach is a mf goddess of a best friend who I love <3/.
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best

Emma Claire Schlabach by Alexis_Jones October 3, 2023