schiavone

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.

by Tnallag March 10, 2019

schiavone

A stupid hoe. that only works to have sex with younger kids. she is a science teacher and doesn't do good at her job. A schiavone is english for "get the fuck out of my life"

Ewww schiavone is the worst

by livingdead91 June 2, 2017

schiavonitis

A state of mind where upon encountering a sexually appealing person, the victim cannot focus on any other idea besides the performing of many varied sexual acts with the encountered person.

I was at a restaurant the other day and the hostess was wearing a really low cut top and a short skirt. Suffice to say I had a major case of schiavonitis.

by a really funny guy September 25, 2010

luann schiavone

A mentally unstable alcoholic who frequently engages in cocaine use.

Be careful in Florida there are a lot of Luann Schiavone's in that state.

by Thetruthhurtsfu123 April 17, 2022

Schiavone Shit

A shit you take immediately following a bath or shower; making cleaning your butthole completely pointless.

Dude, didn't you just take a shower?
Yeah, but then I had to take another one because I had a Schiavone shit after the first one.

by n8tert8er April 16, 2023

Stacy Schiavone

Classic Mom

Stacy Schiavone is a classic mom.
Stacy Schiavone likes to be very strict.

by Hello dude06 August 19, 2016

bum bum schiavone

A phrase that describes your ideal type and perfect person that you would want to date.

Kim Kardashian is a bum bum schiavone in Ryan's eyes.

by Ny~ September 13, 2017