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Schartt refers to explosive drunken diarhhea that often does not end up in the toilet and all over a person's possessions.
Who has been schartting on my bed spread?

Greg schartted all over my grandmother's heirloom quilt. What a jerk.

Last night I was so drunk I schartted all over my bath mat.
by wordyliz January 13, 2011
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