schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.

The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.

schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011

Schadenforde 

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.

Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.

Schadenforde by Torontowithshame May 20, 2013

Shalene 

Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.

I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...

Shalene by dingdonglala December 12, 2011

schadenfreude 

German word, original translation loosely comes out as 'malicious joy'. In English, it's thought of 'malicious enjoyment from the suffering of another'. As there is no succinct English version of the word, English-speaking peoples have approximated this word and use it whenever they see people like corrupt CEOs get dragged off to jail.

Did you see that look on Fastow's face as he was told he couldn't take soap-on-a-rope to the lockup? Man, I felt a warm, comforting sense of schadenfreude in my gut when I saw it...

schadenfreude by Paul Wartenberg May 18, 2003

The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.

Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-

The Scalene Triangle by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012

Schadenfreudenia 

any country or disrespectful society where neither social nor economic unity has been established

the national motto of Schadenfreudenia is;

"whatever"

Schadenfreudenia by kelamist June 10, 2018

Schadenfreudegasm 

(n): the climactic pleasure one feels while seeing something terrible happen to another human being. A portmanteu of schadenfreude and orgasm. Particularly exemplified over reviled celebrities.

When LeBron James and the Miami Heat lost the 2011 NBA finals, all of Cleveland reached a schadenfreudegasm.

Schadenfreudegasm by Cassiyus December 12, 2011