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Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.
Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."
by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008
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A woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . She is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her ass , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .Another plus is that you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .
Man , my mother-in-law is such a scarecrow , but I put up with her to make my husband happy .

That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .
by MohawkedGirlyGirl September 19, 2013
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A scarecrow is when you scrape your scrot on the velcrow of your shorts.
Shit...I done got scarecrowed again by these POS shorts.
by OWA October 31, 2004
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A dimwit - meant to be derogatory and applied to minorities or in reference to walking, movements that are disjointed.
He's a scarecrow just like the guy in the Wizard of Oz.
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
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"Hey look, that Scarecrow owned that noob"
by CarlosX April 10, 2006
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a very, randy spoof baron, may be know as a 1337 H@><0R
"the evil scarecrow rapes homeless people"
by jake nelson July 28, 2003
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One who enjoys much cock, may also be known as Jake the Spoof Baron.
by Bobacus August 19, 2003
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