Scandinavian Shower 

Instead of taking an actual shower with soap and water, one just puts lotion on.

I don't have time to scrub down in a real shower, I'll just take a Scandinavian Shower.

Scandinavian Shower by peloton September 24, 2009

scandinavian showercap 

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.

my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

scandinavian showercap by Kelmonical October 13, 2006