A scally is a low life loser who lacks the basic education to string together sentences of more than five words. This prevents them from taking up the only job they are qualified for as they cannot say "Do you want fries with that ?"
To make up for their shortcomings they wear a uniform of fake designer gear and hang around on the streets looking for stuff to rob. The ultimate outfit is anything by LaCoste "Cos its kewl laaa". They normally only own one tracky and their single mothers dont know how to clean it so they are a bit grimy and they stink.
Once a person has succumbed to scallydom there is no saving them and they are doomed to spend the rest of their lives hanging round street corners with other losers drinking cheap cider and 25 lager.
To rebel against their sad lot in life scallies actually create a perverse sense of pride in belonging to the group and attempt to 'out scally, the other members to gain approval.
To make up for their shortcomings they wear a uniform of fake designer gear and hang around on the streets looking for stuff to rob. The ultimate outfit is anything by LaCoste "Cos its kewl laaa". They normally only own one tracky and their single mothers dont know how to clean it so they are a bit grimy and they stink.
Once a person has succumbed to scallydom there is no saving them and they are doomed to spend the rest of their lives hanging round street corners with other losers drinking cheap cider and 25 lager.
To rebel against their sad lot in life scallies actually create a perverse sense of pride in belonging to the group and attempt to 'out scally, the other members to gain approval.
by kidder laaaaa September 20, 2003
by Jim July 19, 2004
A government experiment which involved breeding rats and humans gone terribly wrong. Originally intented to create a type of drone army but insted created a ever increasing group of city dwelling smegma piles that live in tower blocks or boxes.It has recently been discovered that these genetically modified rats have little or no intellegence and only survive on basic instict thus the mistake was made. Insted of fighting wars these vermin fight random people for "looking at them" will only fight one normal person at a time and there has to be at least 50 scallies before any combat takes place. They also steal from old people off licences and cars doesnt matter what it is, it could be a comb they'll still have it.
General Scally Image
Scallies are often easy to spot as theyhang around together and all look the same, whiteish(sometimes green), greasy, spotty short haired, covered in "gold" jewellary (crafted by the finest £1 shop usally made from copper, tin plastic etc)And of course the trackie bottems, white sports socks, a woolie jumper/hooded over-throw jacket, baseball cap that teeters on the back of the head, white mucky trainers/fuck off pair of boots. Unable to speak cohererantly
Still Scallies do maintain some sort of social/military structure be awre of the following invading your town
Foot Scallies
Aged 13-16 that hang round outside off-licences, corners, parks. Uniformed in the manditory Adidas trackie bottems tucked into white kappa sports socks. Any type of classic trainer Adidas/Reebok (Rockports boots worn for nights out) Weapons of choice Tin of spay paint, glass bottle.
Commader Scall
Aged 17-20 require a vehicle of some sort usually a Vuaxhall Nova, Astra. Ford Esort, Sierra, Suzuki 125 trialblazer (used generally for snatching old ladies handbags) All of which have been modified using scrap metal, polyfiller, drainpipes and lego. Dress code still the same as taste is not a quality found in any scally. Weapon of choice baseball bat or a plank of wood located in the drivers side footwell, "gold" knuckle dusters
General Scally or "Scallite"
There only can ever be one Scally elite to each group of about 30 Scallys (6 Commaders, 18 Foot, 6 "female" scallies) A scally leader is primative looking, has to be over 25 years old have a criminal record which include any of these: burglary, theft ABH GBH and genreally being offensive. Has to own a pair of jeans and a shirt, requires some sort of facial hair, have what may be classed as a human girlfriend and to be father to have his own bedsit and sells drugs. In some cases addicted to heroin. Not to be approached at all as he will stink like a grannies rotting fanny. Uniformed in a classic full all white Adidas tracksuit Rockport boots nicely trimmed with the finest gold jewellary from Argos
Weapon of Choice an air rifle, piece of scaffold, alsation or rotweiler dog.
Places to visit for some fun filled Scally bashing Leeds Liverpool Keighley Manchester, London Bimingham Mewcastle and any sea side resort
General Scally Image
Scallies are often easy to spot as theyhang around together and all look the same, whiteish(sometimes green), greasy, spotty short haired, covered in "gold" jewellary (crafted by the finest £1 shop usally made from copper, tin plastic etc)And of course the trackie bottems, white sports socks, a woolie jumper/hooded over-throw jacket, baseball cap that teeters on the back of the head, white mucky trainers/fuck off pair of boots. Unable to speak cohererantly
Still Scallies do maintain some sort of social/military structure be awre of the following invading your town
Foot Scallies
Aged 13-16 that hang round outside off-licences, corners, parks. Uniformed in the manditory Adidas trackie bottems tucked into white kappa sports socks. Any type of classic trainer Adidas/Reebok (Rockports boots worn for nights out) Weapons of choice Tin of spay paint, glass bottle.
Commader Scall
Aged 17-20 require a vehicle of some sort usually a Vuaxhall Nova, Astra. Ford Esort, Sierra, Suzuki 125 trialblazer (used generally for snatching old ladies handbags) All of which have been modified using scrap metal, polyfiller, drainpipes and lego. Dress code still the same as taste is not a quality found in any scally. Weapon of choice baseball bat or a plank of wood located in the drivers side footwell, "gold" knuckle dusters
General Scally or "Scallite"
There only can ever be one Scally elite to each group of about 30 Scallys (6 Commaders, 18 Foot, 6 "female" scallies) A scally leader is primative looking, has to be over 25 years old have a criminal record which include any of these: burglary, theft ABH GBH and genreally being offensive. Has to own a pair of jeans and a shirt, requires some sort of facial hair, have what may be classed as a human girlfriend and to be father to have his own bedsit and sells drugs. In some cases addicted to heroin. Not to be approached at all as he will stink like a grannies rotting fanny. Uniformed in a classic full all white Adidas tracksuit Rockport boots nicely trimmed with the finest gold jewellary from Argos
Weapon of Choice an air rifle, piece of scaffold, alsation or rotweiler dog.
Places to visit for some fun filled Scally bashing Leeds Liverpool Keighley Manchester, London Bimingham Mewcastle and any sea side resort
by baz August 11, 2004
The lowest form of the british youth culture. The males define themselves through sports outfits and stupid caps (the burberry cap being the most respected one, as it looks most stupid!). The females simply look like whatever the latest Christina Aguillera style might be (slutty basically).
They both appreciate bad music, be it cheap techno, low quality rap or just "whatever is on the radio". They prefer simple movies as they never quite understand the plot of the complicated ones anyway.
Other descriptions include Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs...
They both appreciate bad music, be it cheap techno, low quality rap or just "whatever is on the radio". They prefer simple movies as they never quite understand the plot of the complicated ones anyway.
Other descriptions include Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs...
1. Fuck no! The stupied scallies downstairs are completely stoned again and turned their horrible garage techno to full volume again!
2. You goddamn scallie! Get a job!
2. You goddamn scallie! Get a job!
by DaMulder May 12, 2004
A "classy" person who usually wears tracksuit bottoms, baseball/burberry caps and loads of gold (chunky chains and also sovs - sovereign rings). In Birmingham they are known as kevs/shaz. Men tend to have short/shaved hair (optional bum fluff). Women wear a gelled sticky-out fringe and kiss curls. Lovely. Massive golden earings are often spotted too.
The attitude is definitely "i take no shit". Their favourite music ranges across r'n'b, garage and cheap drum'n'bass. Those creatures spend their day hanging around street corners, amusement arcades and local chip shops, often holding cans of Tennents Super, whilst they give out fashion tips to any other person who does not resemble their own look. They also tend to be attracted by Fun fairs like moths to a flame. Scallies overwhelmingly produce kids by the age of 15/16 and the single-mum rate amongst them can reach an alarming 95% peak. Older scallies/kevs might also sport a love/hate tattoo on their knuckles.
Holiday places: Blackpool, Ibiza, Tenerife, Faliraki.
The attitude is definitely "i take no shit". Their favourite music ranges across r'n'b, garage and cheap drum'n'bass. Those creatures spend their day hanging around street corners, amusement arcades and local chip shops, often holding cans of Tennents Super, whilst they give out fashion tips to any other person who does not resemble their own look. They also tend to be attracted by Fun fairs like moths to a flame. Scallies overwhelmingly produce kids by the age of 15/16 and the single-mum rate amongst them can reach an alarming 95% peak. Older scallies/kevs might also sport a love/hate tattoo on their knuckles.
Holiday places: Blackpool, Ibiza, Tenerife, Faliraki.
"What the fook r u looking at?"
"You're staring at me pint and you spilt me bird..." (drunken scally/kev).
"Look at those kevs hanging around the mobile phone shop"
"You're staring at me pint and you spilt me bird..." (drunken scally/kev).
"Look at those kevs hanging around the mobile phone shop"
by claude from Birmingham October 15, 2003
A term widely used in North England, but also spread all over the country, to describe the scum that hangs around shopping malls and McDonalds, wears tracksuits, listens to garbage music like 50 Cent, and last but not least, mugs people.
Look at that bunch of scallies hanging around the shopping mall. I was going to get in there to buy something nice, but nevermind it.
by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN June 1, 2013
a group of people who cannot handle diversity. Rebels without a cause. they are natsy low lives who are no use to society. they attack people in groups because people are different from them. They cant see the world from another persons point of view. They dont relaise there is a world away from their own. They also think that no one else can have opinions
by Danielle whitworth March 23, 2004