Scalded Panda
When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....
Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?
Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.
Craig: Cool!
Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.
Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?
Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!
Craig: Your the MAN!!
Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..
Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...
Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.
Craig: Cool!
Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.
Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?
Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!
Craig: Your the MAN!!
Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..
Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...
Scalded Panda by Tact123 March 4, 2010
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